Unus Annus: Month 1

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[15/11/19] Unus Annus

What would you do if you only had a year left to live? Would you squander the time you were given? Or would you make every second count? Welcome to Unus Annus. Today marks the beginning of our year-long journey where the only certainty is the end. In exactly 365 days this channel will be deleted along with all of the daily uploads accumulated since then. Nothing will be saved. Nothing will be reuploaded. This is your one chance to join us at the onset of our adventure. To be there from the beginning. To make every second count. Subscribe now and relish what little time we have left or have the choice made for you as we disappear from existence forever. But remember… everything has an end. Even you. Memento mori. Unus annus.

[15/11/19] Cooking With Sex Toys

Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys.

[16/11/19] Purging Our Sins With a Neti Pot

Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force.

[17/11/19] Hot Dog’d to Death

The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.

Ethan: 5 Hot-Dogs

Mark: 6 Hot-Dogs

[18/11/19] Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one’s self and the world as a whole. But they’re expensive. So we made our own.

[19/11/19] The Good Kind of Cupping 🙂

Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena.

[20/11/19] The Bad Kind of Cupping 😐

To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn’t bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves.

[21/11/19] The Worst Kind of Cupping 😨

It’s been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet… and it’s never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now… Also Mark has never seen it…

[22/11/19] Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it’s coming for you all the same.

Note: They were Body Zorbing in the back yard.

[23/11/19] Doing Each Others Make Up in the Dark

In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other’s makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye?

Result: Not the worst I’ve ever seen

[24/11/19] Baby Hands Operation

Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives.

[25/11/19] Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

[26/11/19] 2 Truths and 1 Lie — Waxing Edition

2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark’s van very soon.

[27/11/19] Poopsie Sparkly Critters (A Slime Surprise)

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today… we answer it once and for all.

[28/11/19] Play-Doh Thanksgiving

Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that’s fun to play with and not to eat! Don’t eat Play-Doh. **Sorry for the audio issues! Life is full of mistakes you can never take back…**

[29/11/19] Helium Therapy

As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark’s friendship grows stronger.

[30/11/19] Drawing Memes From Memory

These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other’s interpretations of said memes.

The Memes: This is Fine Dog, Dat Boi, Rebecca Black, Dancing Baby GIF, Numa Numa Guy, Dickbutt, Sarcastic Willy Wonka, Troll Face

[01/12/19] 1 Man 100 Accents

Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world.

The Voices: Argentina, Austria, Papa New Guinea, Cuba, Russia, Italy

[02/12/19] An AI Predicts How We’re Going to Die

A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die?

[03/12/19] Mark Turns Ethan Into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.

[04/12/19] The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We’re bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes… it’s just as gross as you’d think.

Ethan Gummy Count: 22

Mark Gummy Count: 31

[05/12/19] We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React to it

Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.

[06/12/19] Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

Escape Room… such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet… THE COURTYARD.

Result: They Do Not Escape

[07/12/19] Ethan Destroys Mark’s Van With a Bat

The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark’s precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel.

[08/12/19] There’s Still Hope…

The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky… but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we’ll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe… just maybe, we’ll be able to make a miracle happen.

[09/12/19] Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation.

[10/12/19] The Great Meat Mistake

The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.

[11/12/19] Acupuncture is NOT Painful

Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture

Check out Valerie ► http://www.ercaclinic.com

[12/12/19] Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now… we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you’ll float to!

Just Float ► https://justfloat.com/

[13/12/19] Mark Reviews the Impossible Burger but There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

Death is always watching… and in this case, it has a paintball gun.

Review: It’s Pretty Good

[14/12/19] We Made Nude Paintings of Each Other

Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that’s not the point.

Signed Your friendly neighbourhood queer

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