Unus Annus: Month 4

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[13/02/20] Are We Already Dead?

Mark and Ethan try to answer some of life’s most perplexing questions. Are we already dead? How many ways have you padded out the running time of your brother’s funeral?

[14/02/20] Our Perfect (and Last) Valentine’s Day

Today, Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love.

Ethan’s Loves: Will Smith Genie, The Polar Express Conductor, Elastagirl, Princess Fiona (Ogre), Tiny Will Smith

Mark’s Loves: Will Smith, Jesus, Ketchup Bottle, Benjamin Franklin, a chimpanze

[15/02/20] Drunk College Party Simulator

Mark and Ethan go to college to further their educational studies. It’s big brain time.

[16/02/20] 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn’t Know How to Spend Money Responsibly

Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.

The Gifts: Toilet Golf, The Wine Bra, Pet Lick Brush, Unofficial Markiplier biography, The Daddle, Wall Decals (Old Woman, Old Golf-Cart Couple, Asian Businessman), Bucket of Crawfish

[17/02/20] Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.

Backyard Chicken Experience ➤ https://bit.ly/2uRfbF6

The Chickens: Sugar and Pepper

[18/02/20] 3 Big Boys Attempt the King’s Royal Fitness Test

The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019… in 2020 it’s time for the KING’s ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out…

The Test: Push-Ups, Sit-Ups, Pull-Ups, Burpees, 40 Yard Sprint, 1 Mile Run

[19/02/20] Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog

Dog’s are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.

Royal Dog Academy ► https://www.masterdog-training.com/

[20/02/20] Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery

Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows…. or can it?

Our Master ► http://www.pakuahealth.com

[21/02/20] The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Today, Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet.

[22/02/20] Goat Yoga

Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat. #GoatYoga

Try Goat Yoga HERE ► https://laughingfrogyoga.com/goat-yoga/

[23/02/20] Edible Slime Was a Mistake

Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.

[24/02/20] Granting Access Into Heaven’s Sweet Gates

Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong.

The Result: They are both going to Heaven

[25/02/20] Long Hair, Do We Dare?

Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let’s make some moves to get that hair longer than life

[26/02/20] We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes

Mark and Ethan, joined by musician Leila Pari, craft lyrical genius in record time on the Santa Monica shore.

Leila Pari ➤ https://www.instagram.com/leilapari/

The Song: “Cheese”

[27/02/20] Mark and Ethan Go on a “Drum Date”

Sometimes you have to march to the beat of your own drum. But what happens when your drum matches the beat of your heart?

Ben: https://instagram.com/benphammusic

[28/02/20] Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass

Glass blowing is a hot and dangerous art form that involves skill, patience, and a whole heck of a lot of blowing. Are Mark and Ethan up to the task?

Glass House: http://www.glasshouse.ws

[29/02/20] Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On

Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.

The Things: Husband Body Pillow, Leopard Print Elephant Underwear, Lifesize Jacksepticeye Standee, 12ft Beach Ball, Umbrella Hat, Realistic Rubber Feet

[01/03/20] Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition

What happens when you combine the thrill of Nutball with the heart-stopping joy of a Taser? You get NUTBALL EXTREME!!

[02/03/20] REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo

**THERE ARE STROBE LIGHTS THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO** Feeling lackluster in their ghost hunting abilities, Mark and Ethan enlist the help of an expert to lead them through the Old Griffith Park Zoo at night.

Linda ➤ https://www.lindaghosthunter.com/

[03/03/20] We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us

Today we explore the inner workings of our mortal coils with a fun lil camera :))))

[04/03/20] Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs

Today we become the worlds most talented and skilled DJs

DJ Blackarach: https://blackarach.com/

[05/03/20] Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Chica and Spencer go HEAD-2-HEAD in an all out brain-off as we test them to see which of our dogs is the smartest of them all!

The Winner: It’s a draw

[06/03/20] Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us about Life and Death

Dissection is common in the science classroom. From worms to frogs to fetal pigs… but most of us started with a simple owl pellet.

[07/03/20] DIY Chiropractor

There’s probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or “best practices” or “do no harm” get in the way!

[08/03/20] Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.

Daniel ► http://www.danielocicero.com

[09/03/20] The Barrel – Official Music Video

The Barrel finally has her send-off with an epic re-master by the wonderful Gregory Brothers (Schmoyoho)! A huge thanks to them for the incredible work on this song and of course to JCK Productions (Joshua) for making the original. Be sure to send tons of love to the artists who made this possible!

[10/03/20] We Got Pepper Sprayed

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS! We were pepper sprayed by trained professional in a controlled environment. This is not a joke. This is real and painful but was done to understand the severity.

SEND LOVE TO LUNA ► https://lunastraining.com/

[11/03/20] We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded

Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.

Ethan’s Tats: Flower, Piranha, Lips, Skull

Mark’s Tats: Spider, Star, “Can’t Touch This”, “I Am Big Boy”, Skull

[12/03/20] What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?

The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what’s in store for our little bodies

[13/03/20] Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Life is about understanding one’s self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition!

Get a Full Body Scan HERE ► https://www.bodyspec.com/what-is-dxa

Ethan: 20% Body Fat, 5.9lbs Skeleton, 0.6 Bone Density

Mark: 17.4% Body Fat, 7.3lbs Skeleton, 1.7 Bone Density

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

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