Unus Annus: Month 5

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[14/03/20] Mark Needs to Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

Mark’s mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves?

[15/03/20] 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

We join Jay’s Prehistoric Pets to see some amazing reptiles! Lizards, Alligators, and GIANT SNAKES!! Will we be eaten alive?

Check Out Prehistoric Pets HERE ► https://www.prehistoricpets.com/

[16/03/20] Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna Into a Portable Hell

Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna wherever you’d like! Just add liquid! Unfortunately… the liquid we chose was Beer and Redbull…

[17/03/20] Mark and Ethan Hunt the World’s Most Wanted Criminals

When $10,000,000 is on the line, Mark and Ethan will stop at nothing(?) to find and capture America’s Most Wanted Criminals.

The Criminals: No. They don’t deserve to be remembered.

[18/03/20] Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beef

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) is the greatest film ever created. This cannot be disputed.

Carve Your Own Roast Beast Here ➤https://www.airbnb.co.uk/experiences/973849?_set_bev_on_new_domain=1604922848_hwDqTe8Px6HcICEu

[19/03/20] 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death

It’s 2020 people. Get with the times. Go into that app store, and find yourself a free app that will predict your future with 100% certainty. The future is now. Much like your death.

The Apps: Death Calculator, Palmistry Decoder, Countdown-When Will I Die?, The Countdown

Ethan Deaths: Aged 74, No Result, Aged 78.1, In 10 years and 25 days

Mark Deaths: Aged 82, No Result, Aged 75.3, in 239 days

[20/03/20] We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labor, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.

[21/03/20] Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

Childbirth is such a beautiful thing! And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something ever better!

[22/03/20] Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

After 2 days of labor and delivery, Unus and Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys! Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.

[23/03/20] We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course

James Charles joins us as we attempt to run a Military Obstacle Course!

Subscribe to James ► https://www.youtube.com/jamescharles

Subscribe to Austen ► https://www.youtube.com/austenalexander

[24/03/20] Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.

Result: Success. 0 Face Touches.

[25/03/20] Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

Reddit 50/50 is like a coin toss, where the outcomes are severe mental scarring that will last for the rest of your life… or not that!

Ethan Sees: Man Eating Poop, Naked Lady, Injured Man, Horny Turtle, Toilet Roll, Pig Disembowling Tutorial, Baby Cake, Monkey Eating Poop, Waving Lizard, Zoo Lion Attack, Horrific Bike Injury, Veruca

Mark Sees: Man Eating Poop, Parrot Eating Sheep, Amazing Golf Swing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Toilet Full of Poop, Pig Disembowling Tutorial, Puppies, Clouds, Waving Lizard, Cat, Horrific Bike Injury, Veruca

[26/03/20] Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt

Mark and Ethan scour the worldwide web to find the internet’s funniest, cringiest, and most satisfying images.

Ethan Finds: Scariest Image, Cringiest Image, Cutest Image, Saddest Image, Funniest Image, Disgusting Image

Mark Finds: Cringiest Image, Cutest Image, Saddest Image, Most Anger Inducing Image, Most Satisfying Image, Beautiful Image, Badass Image

[27/03/20] Having an Adventure in VR Chat Because We Can’t Go Outside

While we can’t go out into the real world, we decided to take an adventure in the virtual world of VR Chat

Featuring: RougeEcho, whomever and wherever he may be.

[28/03/20] Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse

What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!

Ethan Buys: Sleeping Bag, Compact Binoculars, Ziploc Bags, Solar Re-Chargeable Torch, Hiking Backpack, Meal Replacement Bars, Paracord and Carabiner, Water Filter Bottle, Tactical Shovel, First Aid Kit

Mark Buys: Tarp With Paracord, Sleeping Hammock, First Aid Kit With Torch, Hiking Backpack, Camping Stove and Kettle, Camping Shovel, Solar Charger, Ponchos

[29/03/20] Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

In every Zombie Apocalypse that I’ve ever been through, I’ve had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?

Ethan’s Survival Chance: 83.6%

Mark’s Survival Chance: 74%

[30/03/20] Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown

Recruited from all corners of the internet, Mark and Ethan create their own YouTuber Boxing Teams to try and find out who has the strongest punch.

Round 1: Scarce Vs. Micheal From Vsauce (Winner)

Round 2: Jeffree Star Vs. Zoella (Winner)

Round 3: Eddie Hall (Winner) Vs. Micheal From Vsauce

Round 4: Eddie Hall Vs. Zoella (Winner)

Round 5: Markiplier Vs. Lilly Singh (Winner)

[31/03/20] The Deep End of Omeagle: Risky Boogaloo

Zoom. Discord. Skype. Google Hangouts. While companies fight for dominance in the explosive video conferencing industry, one website still remains superior as the VERY SAFE and TOTALLY RELIABLE way to communicate with your friends

[01/04/20] Where in the World is Unus Annus?

Where has Unus Annus gone? Where have they disappeared to? Have you seen them? Are they already in the house? Is it too late? Are they behind you? With Geoguessr, soon all these questions will be answered… very soon…

Where They Are: Australia, Russia, Kansas, Finland, Vermont

[02/04/20] Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time

Dirt. Dirt is all Mark had for fun as a child, but now that he’s a big rich YouTuber, he can finally make his childhood dream a reality.

[03/04/20] Mark’s 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

Mark is the most talented human in the world and took #MarchusAnnus very seriously.

The Talent: Juggling

[04/04/20] Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies

Many people heard of the mythical website known as Wikifeet… but few dare to dip their tootsies in the deep end of that particular pool…

[05/04/20] We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

Chaos ensues as Unus, Annus, Mark, Ethan and every single other YouTuber battle it out in the YouTuber Hunger Games

Contenders (In Order of Death): Ijustine, Julien, James Charles, Idubbz, Dr Disrespect, Ethan, Zoella, Tim, Logan Paul, JackSepticEye, Jenna Marbles, Captain Sparklez, Dr Lupo, Elon Musk, Ian (From Smosh), Annus, Unus, Lily Singh, Anthony Padilla, Shane Dawson, Jake Paul, Jeffree Star

The Winner: Markiplier

[06/04/20] We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

Mark thought he could hide that thing he did 4 years ago… Ethan thought he could forgotten the cringe he committed… But through the power of The Google, we will brings these sins back into the light!

[07/04/20] We Played Mad Libs and Ran it Through Google Translate

If you’ve ever played a classic game of Mad Libs, then you know it is often… not very funny. Luckily for us, Mark and Ethan have devised a foolproof plan to create humor where there is none.

[08/04/20] Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA

Today we’re kickin’ it all the way back to fourth grade where Mark and Ethan earn the knowledge of our great states and their capitals.

Accurately named States: 65% in 23 minutes

[09/04/20] Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

Ever wanted to know how to speed read? Do you even know what speed reading is? Well… this is what it means to take Speed Reading EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!

[10/04/20] What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?

Some videos on YouTube have Millions of views. Some have Billions. But what about the Trillions of videos that have… no views at all? Well not we can find those obscure lost videos through INCOGNITUBE!!

[11/04/20] We Found Websites That the World Forgot About

On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone… only forgotten.

The Websites: Heaven’s Gate, Homestar Runner, zombo.com, Official Nine Inch Nails site, Demon Buster, Emotion Eric

[12/04/20] The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences…

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

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