Unus Annus: Month 8

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[12/06/20] Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.

[13/06/20] Recreating Childhood Photos

Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won’t stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.

[14/06/20] Will We Break the Boards…Or Will They Break Us?

Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate… Tae Kwon Do…Kung Fu… We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP!

Answer: They break the boards

[15/06/20] Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

BEWARE ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! It’s a curse or be cursed world in here. Actually though, this video is gross and horrible and upsetting.

[16/06/20] Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying YouTuber. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.

[17/06/20] Pee Sauna

Pee Sauna. You weren’t ready. We weren’t ready. And yet it comes for us all the same.

[18/06/20] Building IKEA’s Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

Ikea is known for easy-to-follow instructions for simple pieces of furniture that we are gladly able to hah just kidding this is impossible.

Result: The Norden Gateleg Table. Eventually built with instructions

[19/06/20] Becoming One With the Horse

Long have we yearned to gallop the great fields with our mighty hooves. The slurp from grand rivers with our mighty slurpers. Well today… our dreams shall no longer remain dreams!

[20/06/20] The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

Today we hone an ancient craft passed down from generation to generation: The Art of the Paper Airplane

Winner: Mark

[21/06/20] Creating Mark FISHbach

Today, Mark will be putting the “fish” in Fischbach.

[22/06/20] Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don’t Watch)

There is nothing illegal about learning how to lock pick. It is a perfectly normal activity to train oneself to do. Please do not assume we will do anything nefarious with these skills.

[23/06/20] The Most Dangerous Shave

Today we shave the old fashioned way.

[24/06/20] Ethan Traps Mark’s Soul in the Palm of his Hand

The palms are the back porches of the soul. We all know this. We all accept this. But when Mark’s ego gets in the way of this undeniable truth… disaster strikes!

[25/06/20] Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot for An Elegant Beast

Ropes have a million and one uses. It just so happens that that extra one use is BEAR TRAPPING. Definitely bear trapping.

[26/06/20] 2 Men in a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies

Mark and Ethan teach you the crucial steps in sneaking into a movie theater with the old fashioned trench coat trick

Stage 1: Get the Movie Ticket

Stage 2: Get through the conductor

Stage 3: Get double the popcorn

Stage 4: Help the Elderly

Stage 5: Relax and enjoy

[27/06/20] Building the World’s First IKEA Boat

After two perfect IKEA builds, the boys return to see if they can take their knowledge of ancient Swedish craftsmanship even further beyond… by building a boat.

Result: “Boat” is a term which here means “Several pieces of wood duct-taped together that float anyway”

[28/06/20] Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Mark has the densest bones known to man. Can Mark overcome this obstacle with Ethan’s legendary teaching and or swimming ability?

Result: Mark floats

[29/06/20] 10 Miracle Products to Give You the Thiccest Jaw on the Planet

The Jaw: the front porch of the face. It’s the first thing you notice when you see a person, and the last thing you think about before you go to sleep at night.

The Products: Rubber Lips, Chewing Gum, Lifting Mask, Chewable Necklace, Rubber Mouth Insert, Mouth-Flex, Face Massager, Head Weights

[30/06/20] 2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap

We’ve been naughty naughty boys who’ve used one too many no-no words… and now it’s time to face the soapy consequences. Let’s see which soap best washes away our sins.

The Soap (Least to Most Tasty): Dial, Dove (with lotion), Ivory, Love Beauty and Planet (with coconut and mimosa flower), Smartly, Dove, Irish Spring

[01/07/20] Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof

The proof is in the pudding. And Mark’s belly is jiggling like a bowl full of it.

[02/07/20] Recreating Mark’s Childhood

Mark has told many stories of his childhood, and today we recreate them all.

[03/07/20] We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler

Anything can be tumbled if you try hard enough.

[04/07/20] Dummy THICC for Dummies| A Tale of 2 Butts| Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond

Between 2 Cheeks | The Eternal Quest for THICC | Indiana Bones and the Temple of THICC | How to Train Your Donk | More Trunk than an Elephant | Viva la Butt | Harder, Better, Faster, THICCer

Note: They bought inflatable butts. That’s what this is.

[05/07/20] Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin

Back in 18012, Benjamin Franklin created the single greatest invention of all time: Electricity. Today, we figure out his secrets and steal his best idea from him.

[06/07/20] The Candy Bra Challenge

Move aside ghost peppers! Get lost cinnamon! It’s time for the candy bra to take center stage as the new YouTube sensation that’s sweeping the nation!

Winner: Mark

[07/07/20] Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes

Look, life’s tough out there. If you are presented with an opportunity to look at a puppy, you would be a fool not to.

[08/07/20] Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

Today, we conquer a challenge that has been nipping at our heels since the day we began this journey: Pole Dancing

[09/07/20] This is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and we are currently in Hell.

Hiding on your body: All the germs

[10/07/20] Trying Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?

We are a channel divided. Is pineapple on pizza a tasty treat that can’t beat? We look forward to your vigorous debate in the comments.

Combo 1: Ham and Pineapple on Pizza (Good)

Combo 2: Pickles with Chocolate Sauce (Good)

Combo 3: Pasta with Ketchup (Bad)

Combo 4: Spearmint Gum with Almonds (Bad)

Combo 5: Hotdog with Marshmallow (Good)

Combo 6: Vanilla Ice Cream with Soy Sauce (Good)

Combo 7: Toothpaste with Orange Juice (bad)

[11/07/20] The Unus Annus Space Program

Space: The Final Frontier. Today, Mark and Ethan accomplish their wildest dreams of going deep into space.

[12/07/20] The Egg Smashing Game

Here’s a simple little game that you can play with your friends! All you’ll need are some possibly rotten eggs and a pair of smackers!

Winner: Mark

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

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