Unus Annus: A Summary

Contained within are the links to the summaries of the videos of the former Youtube channel – Unus Annus. Created by Mark Fishbach and Ethan Nestor, with assistance from friends, the channel’s aim was to drive home the inevitability of death. They posted a video every single day for 365 days with the intention of deleting everything at the end of the 365th day. Along with the channel, they deleted all social medias but the memories and the merch will live on.

Month 1

Month 2

Month 3

Month 4

Month 5

Month 6

Month 7

Month 8

Month 9

Month 10

Month 11

Month 12

Memento Mori

Unus Annus: Month 12

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

*This is a long one. Brace yourself*

[12/10/20] The Painful World of Aerial Skills

We stretch. We move. We dance. We fly. We silk like no one else before.

The Dancing Fire ► http://www.thedancingfire.com

[13/10/20] We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay

We will never get another Christmas. Luckily, Ebay is here to help us forget the inevitable end through the power of the Grinch.

[14/10/20] Pumpkin Taste Tier List

The spirit of halloween. How does it taste? How is the texture? How are the juices? Today, we rank them from least – most halloweeny.

The Pumpkins (least to most tasty): The Sugar Pie, The Carnival, The Jarrahdale, The Orange Hubbard, The Jack Be Little, The Galeux D’Eysines, The Great White

[15/10/20] Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

We’ve lost them. NASA last sighted them leaving the orbit of Jupiter. At their current trajectory they will exit the solar system in approximately 29 days.

[16/10/20] Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples

This is what it means to go even further beyond the limitations of bobbing for apples. This is the kind of bobbing our forefather’s could only DREAM of!

Not Apples: A Pineapple Ring, A Lime, A Lemon, An Onion, A Potato, A Whole Clove of Garlic, A Pizza Slice, 3 Blueberry Muffins, A Whole Block of Cheese, An Egg, Half A Pickle Sliced Down the Middle, A Handful of Shrimp

[17/10/20] This Video is Completely Unedited

Editors… HAH! Who needs em? This video is completely unedited from start to finish! Even the thumbnail! All of our mistakes, gaffes, and and even our foibles are included as we wax our noses with reckless abandon!

[18/10/20] Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

Mark asked his mom to tell us if she knew any Korean scary stories. We had NO IDEA what she had in store for us… and just how TRUE and REAL they are!

[19/10/20] Pumpkin Spice “Challenge”

*No Description*

[20/10/20] Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow

Created in man’s image… nothing can be scarier than the reflection of ourselves.

Featuring: Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk the Scarecrow

[21/10/20] Pressure Washing Our Sins Away

We’ve done a lot of things this year… it’s time to cleanse ourselves

[22/10/20] We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Thalassophobia is the fear of the ocean. Which Mark has. So, naturally, we force him to face his fear by throwing him into the deepest end of all.

[23/10/20] Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea

Deep Sea Fishing is a relaxing adventure that really let’s you get in touch with the ocean and the denizens therein. Let’s beat ’em up.

Experience the ocean @ https://www.theduchessyacht.com

[24/10/20] Cryptid Olympics

Slenderman… The Rake… Jeff the Killer… Famous cryptids all, and with intense training and practice, we too can become the creepiest cryptids of all.

Best Cryptid: Ethan

[25/10/20] Phasmaphobia in Real Life

We’ve learned much about ghost hunting throughout this year and now it’s time for the final test. We bought the best (cheapest) equipment Amazon could provide and are ready to dive head first into the most haunted house in Los Angeles.

[26/10/20] Edward Pumpkin Hands

Disclaimer: Pumpkins were harmed in the making of this video.

[27/10/20] Blood Bath

What horrors await us in this wretched tub?

The Blood: Corn Starch, Corn Syrup (light and dark), Chocolate Syrup, Coffee Grounds, Molasses, Food Colouring, Jell-o, (strawberry and chocolate), Tomato Sauce, Warm Water

[28/10/20] The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest

We didn’t know that “sexy skeleton” was a thing… thanks for burning that into our brains Ethan. Welcome to the Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest.

Ethan Wins: Most Scary, Most Sad, Most Offensive, Most Funny

Mark Wins: Most Scary, Most Sexy, Most Cursed, Most Funny, Most Cute

[29/10/20] Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf

The curse of the werewolf has struck Mark in full force, but he’s too shy to transform on his own. So Ethan (and Chica) give him a helping paw.

[30/10/20] Ethan Kidnapped Mark

Mark tortured Ethan in his outdoor escape room many moon ago. Now it’s time for Ethan to return the favor with the scariest escape room of all.

[31/10/20] The Truth of Unus Annus

One year. That was the deal.

[01/11/20] Accepting the Truth

Coming to terms with death and accepting it is all part of life. It’s almost beautiful in a way. Did you make the most of this year? The End of Unus Annus – Friday, November 13th starting at 12pm Pacific. Live here on YouTube.

[02/11/20] The Unus Annus Last Supper

Coming to terms with death and accepting it is all part of life. It’s almost beautiful in a way. Did you make the most of this year? The End of Unus Annus – Friday, November 13th starting at 12pm Pacific. Live here on YouTube.

Hors D’oeuvre: Extra Thicc Egg Nog Shooter with Cricket Ginger Snaps

Soup: Blood Bath Soup with Ketchup Foam

Appetiser: Hooked on Phonics Pasta (technically non-toxic)

Salad: Onion (hurry up)

Main Course: Bug Sausage with Black and Acheta Oils

Dessert: Sour Banana Surprise with Apple Cider Vinegar Palette Cleanser

Mignardise: An Assortment of Flavours (I had to be vague so Stables would print this)

[03/11/20] Being Brutally Honest with Each Other

A year is a long time to get to know someone. It’s also just enough time to be annoyed by them. We tell each other what we honestly think.

[04/11/20] Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

Turns out we made a lot of videos this year, and if you’re just joining us now, you may not have the time to watch every one. So, to help you out, we took the time and sanity required to recreate EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.

[05/11/20] All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

One year is a lot of videos. We finally spill the beans on the videos that never were.

The Ideas: Parkour, Claustrophobia, Blacklight, Watching Ethan sleep, 5 Senses, Guessing each other’s Wills, William Osman “how many licks?”, Something you’ve always wanted to do before you die, Nipple piercing, Tattoo, Making weapons for each other, 500 Vs 2 paintball, Stunt car driving, Skydiving, Bungee jumping, Performing in a burlesque show, Eat a bullet ant, Seeing how much criticism Ninja (Tyler Blevins) can take take, How many copies of fortnights can a bullet take (or Elmo), Pressuring David Dobrik to buy us a car, Susan Wojcicki lie detector, Learn braille, Drunk go-karting, Forcing Shane Dawson to do an Unus Annus conspiracy vid, Cage diving, Trivia phone drop, Covered in bees, Finding each other’s kinks with a thermal camera, Micheal Reeves does something messed up, Being each other’s PA’s, Lemonade stand, Head2Head, Using “as seen on TV” products, Trying to trigger the ADpocalypse, Buying everything my dog touches (slavery?), Build a house of cards on Chica, Blood drive, Super-soaker enema, Couples therapy, Going to Area 51 and Area 52, Sex machine thanksgiving, Props pop-up shop, Painting an office with our bodies, The Shining challenge, YouTuber prom, YouTuber speed collabs, Trying to make each other fall asleep, Staying awake as long as possible, One hour movie challenge, Eating like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson challenge, Parasailing, Yoga on paddle boards, Jiu Jitsu, Riding a Tandem Bike, Mattress rafting, Tap dancing classes, Doubles ice skating, Interviewing a pornstar, How many rubs?, Making each other’s fursonas, Mortician, Going to Mark’s storage unit, Renting the most expensive airBnB, Living like Team10 for a day, YouTuber sleepover party, Waterboarding or tickle torture, Volcano, How far can we get on birds, YouTuber graduation, ASMR slime making, Building go-karts (downhill kind), Couples massage, Surfing lessons, Raccoon cafe, Cuddling workshop, Chainsaw carving, Trapeze, Curling lessons, Become an EMT, Clown class, Parkour class, Meditation, Speed dating, Linguistics Lessons, Haunted house blood drive, Fire house, Save each other from drowning, Pizza delivery to fans, Quicksand, 24 hours of total darkness, Geocaching, Hello darkness my old friend, Camp Unus Annus Kernville, Mud wrestling, Giving Ethan a beard, Dog cone, Bury Ethan in sand, The perfect disguise, Smelliest smells, Gamble all the adsense.

[06/11/20] Who’s Cutting Onions In Here???

Only REAL men cry. And today we cry a lot.

[07/11/20] The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Everyone’s all boo-hoo about Unus Annus coming to an end, but have people really forgotten how terrible we actual are? It’s time for a roast.

[08/11/20] God’s Fitness Test

It’s all come down to this…. our final fitness challenge.

Alex: http://www.youtube.com/AlexTima

Andre: https://www.instagram.com/AndreKim_/

[09/11/20] Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

We’ve had the pleasure of meeting so many unique and talented people over our one year. We call as many of them as we can, and say goodbye before the end. HUGE LIST OF ALL THEIR LINKS DOWN BELOW! Please send them lots of love.

Alex Tima (Fitness Videos) ➤ http://www.youtube.com/AlexTima

Andre (God’s Fitness Test) ➤ http://www.instagram.com/AndreKim_

Austen (Military Obstacle Course) ➤ https://www.youtube.com/austenalexander

Bella (Chinese Archery) ➤ http://www.pakuahealth.com

Ben (Drum Date) ➤ https://instagram.com/benphammusic

Bryan (Glass Blowing) ➤ http://www.glasshouse.ws

Burt Blackarach (DJ For a Day) ➤ https://blackarach.com/

Daniel (Fight Choreography) ➤ http://www.danielocicero.com

Fiona (Backyard Chickens) ➤ https://bit.ly/2uRfbF6

Isabelle (Casket) ➤ https://abettercasket.com/

Jacksepticeye ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzPXprvl5Y-Sf0g4vX-m6g

James Charles ➤ https://www.youtube.com/jamescharles

Jay (Snakes n Reptiles) ➤ https://www.prehistoricpets.com/

Josh (Cooking) ➤ https://www.airbnb.co.uk/experiences/973849?_set_bev_on_new_domain=1604922848_hwDqTe8Px6HcICEu

Kevin/Luna (Pepper Spray) ➤ https://lunastraining.com/

KingKasuma2.0 (1 Million Sub Giveaway) ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaFmoZOqvJuhMy2aZJ8rOMw

Leila (Pop Song) ➤ https://www.instagram.com/leilapari/

Leslie (Salsa Dancing) ➤ https://www.thirdstreetdance.com

Linda (Ghost Hunting) ➤ https://www.lindaghosthunter.com/

Liza (Hypnotherapy) ➤ https://healwithin.com

Lorin (Mime) ➤ http://www.mimetheatrestudio.com

Matt (Military Obstacle Course) ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqFVEOCzZtDAa2j3DBDWMsg

Max (Guard Dogs) ➤ https://www.masterdog-training.com/

Monika (Milking Goats) ➤ https://www.gilchristfarm.com/

Pharah (Goat Yoga) ➤ https://laughingfrogyoga.com/goat-yoga/

Taylor (Aerial Silks) ➤ http://www.thedancingfire.com

Valerie (Acupuncture) ➤ https://ercaclinic.com

Vixen (Eating Fire, Laying on Broken Glass, Aerial Lyra) ➤ https://www.vixendeville.com/

[10/11/20] Everything’s Legal If You’re Dead

Mark and Ethan start one of the last day of their lives off right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. And a whole bunch of crime.

[11/11/20] 7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell

What awaits for us in the great beyond?

[12/11/20] The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover

Tomorrow’s the big day. Just one more sleepy before we say goodbye…

[13/11/20] Goodbye

This is it. We will be deleting this channel live on stream. Join us for our final moments.

Our Editors ►





Live Production by Real Good Touring ► https://www.realgoodtouring.com/

This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible. Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 11

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[11/09/20] We Pierced Each Other’s Ears

It’s 2020! Why not get bored and pierce our ears???

Result: Ethan has worn his earring ever since. Mark has not.

[12/09/20] We Ate Dog Treats So You Don’t Have To

Dog treats… how bad could they possibly be?

The Treats (Least to most tasty): Salmon Treats, Gravy Power Bites, Beef Treats, Savoury Roasters, Original Biscuits, Pig’s Ear, Chicken Jerky

[13/09/20] We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away

Amy isn’t here right now so we came up with the very good idea to RECREATE Amy! But we might have maybe accidentally made SCP-11325 instead…


LET IT RIP… into your friend’s nutsack

[15/09/20] Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger

McDonalds… Travis Scott… STEP ASIDE, TRASH. It’s time for Unus Annus to take center stage in the world of BURG.

The Burger (from bottom to top): Bottom Bun, Half Chicken & Half Beef Burger, Half Fries and Half Tomato Slice, Pickles, Upside-Down Bun (Toasted), Half Beef Burger & Half Chicken Burger, Half Onion & Half Fries, Half Pickles & Half Onions, Barbecue Sauce, Top Bun

[16/09/20] Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda

Oreos… Snow Cones… and now… Soda. We work tirelessly to bring you cutting edge research in the field of absolutely disgusting flavor combinations that no one thought would taste good in the first place.

Not Soda: Apple Cider Vinegar, Coffee, Milk, Mayonaisse with Caramel Sauce

[17/09/20] Pee Soda

This will be the final time we do ANYTHING pee related on Unus Annus… this is Pee Soda.

[18/09/20] Learning to Use The Force

You ever wanted to blow something up with your mind? Yeah… us too.

[19/09/20] Brick Soccer

We play soccer with a brick. Shall we say… don’t try this at home?

Winner: Mark

[20/09/20] We Attempt to Make Holy Water

We Attempt to make Holy Water, DIY style. Will we burst into flames? Will blessings rain down upon us? Will we make the perfect flavor? Find out next time on Unus Annus Z!

[21/09/20] Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box

What horrors lurk within this secret present that Amy sent to us? Will it kill us? Will it aid us? Are we even capable of understanding its true glory?

What’s in the box: Banana Surprise

[22/09/20] Mark Knows What Ethan Did…

The grip was loose… Ethan thought that he could get away with it but I see the truth… The grip was loose…

[23/09/20] This Video Will Never Make Sense

A unique behind-the-scenes look into The Unus Annus Creative Process! Look deep into the depths of our minds and despair…

[24/09/20] We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water

Can’t have the light without the dark, right? Today, to counteract the blessings of our holy water, we create UNHOLY Water

[25/09/20] We Will Churn Thy Butter

Ah butter… the chicken of the bread. Peasant’s Gold! The froth from which deliciousness pours. We discover the long forgotten mythical process by which that golden goodness is churned.

[26/09/20] Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics

It’s finally time for Backflip Guy to teach Mark how to do a backflip! And other handy dandy gymnastics tips and tricks.

[27/09/20] The Great Ice Cream Cake Race

Two boys. Two Cakes. One winner. Loser walks the plank.

Winner: Mark

[28/09/20] Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle

Two sweaty men step inside the ring. Only one may leave. Probably the guy who’s wrestled before.

[29/09/20] Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible

Ethan brought Mark a challenge. And Mark literally cannot back down from a challenge.

The Impossible: Opening Ethan’s Metal Water Bottle After 4 Years

[30/09/20] Consuming the World’s Hottest Chip

Today we attempt the One Chip Challenge.

[01/10/20] This Video Went Completely Out of Control

Totally Normal Egg Toss (GONE WRONG!) (GONE KNIFE!)

[02/10/20] The 1000 High Five Challenge

The real test of friendship are the bruises we make along the way.

Note: Easy. Takes maybe half an hour. Try it with a friend

[03/10/20] Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer

It’s fall, baby. Time to get into the season by doing an old classic: Bobbing for apples

[04/10/20] Mark Breaks His Nose on an Aerial Hoop

Don’t let Mark’s inevitable Unus Annus injury overshadow the grace and poise on display here today… by Vixen Deville that is. The same can not be said for Mark and Ethan’s flailing.

[05/10/20] Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat

Two city boys get sent away to the farm.

Milk goats @ https://www.gilchristfarm.com

[06/10/20] Shooting Archery ON A HORSE

Today we learn to channel our inner Orlando Bloom while mounted on a beautiful steed

Get horsey @ https://www.gilchristfarm.com

[07/10/20] DIY Mine Sweeper

Break out the metal detector, because once again Mark has cooked up a new excuse to pummel Ethan with a dodgeball.

[08/10/20] Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack

Legends speak of the difficulty of finding the mythical needle in the haystack. Today, we put that legend to the test with not one… but TWO NEEDLES!!

Result: Mark finds his and so does Ethan (eventually)

[09/10/20] Drawing on Each Other’s Backs in Total Darkness

You can’t think your art is bad if you can never see it in the first place.

[10/10/20] This if For FUN and NOT a Fetish

Why can’t two bros just succ each other with a vacuum???

[11/10/20] Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

Today, Mark conquers his fear of the deep, dark ocean. The fear of the unknown. The fear… of what lurks below.

Featuring: The Gongoozler

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 10

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[12/08/20] Popping Popcorn With a High-Powered Laser

You ask? We deliver. We here at the Unus Annus Research Lab are committed to giving you RESULTS, scientific method be damned.

Result: It does not work but a Hair Straightener does. Don’t try it.

[13/08/20] Puberty Simulator

Poor, poor Ethan. Over two decades on this planet and he still hasn’t hit puberty yet. Don’t worry though, Mark is here to speed along the process. What else are friends for?

[14/08/20] Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner’s Butler for a Day

What can THESE HANDS do? How much power do they hold? Well… today we find out exactly how much these meaty claws can handle.

Winner: Ethan

[15/08/20] Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Mark’s mom is a master of self-defense. She will whip these two spineless babies into weapons of mass misdirection.

[16/08/20] Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World

The Pyramids… the Colosseum… the Great Wall… and now, the Mark.

Note: Ethan coated Mark in gold body paint. It was spectacular.

[17/08/20] Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Today we take childhood games to the next level. We add in an element of danger. We on X-Games mode. Today we play these games in complete darkness.

The Games: Red Rover, Hide and Seek, Ball Toss, Tag, Nutball

[18/08/20] We’re Better Than Dogs

Dogs think that they’re so cool with their big teeth and mighty chompers. Well we have big chompers too! HUGE chompers! The BEST chompers!

Note: They are not better than dogs.

[19/08/20] The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend

TikTok has brought us another challenge to CRUSH. All it requires is for one of us to climb the body of the other as if we were conquering Mount Everest.

[20/08/20] 1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us

This is NOT pudding… this is Jello… this is ONE GALLON of Jello.

[21/08/20] Too Many Pickles

Mark and Ethan hit the open road with nothing in sight but pickles and bears.

[22/08/20] Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There’s a Bear 15 Feet Away

Rule #1. Always Remember the Buddy System. Mark and Ethan teach you how to pitch a tent when buddy can’t see and the other buddy can’t hear. Also there’s a bear.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 1

[23/08/20] How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree

We here at Camp Unus Annus will show you how to rescue a cat from a tree with our handy dandy Fuzzy Wubble Cat.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 2

[24/08/20] A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night

A quiet, restful night here at Camp Unus Annus.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 3

[25/08/20] How to Safely Bury Your Friend

When out in the woods, a lot can go wrong. In the case something does, you need to know how to bury your buddy quickly and efficiently enough so they won’t get eaten by bears (again)

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 4

[26/08/20] Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!

Want to know how to be closer with your team and/or buddy? Let your Camp Unus Annus Counselors, Mark and Ethan, show you how it’s done with all of these fun and safe activities! Disclaimer: Activities are only safe when adhering to the Buddy System(tm).

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 5

[27/08/20] How to Start a Fire (except don’t…)

Ever wanted to know how to make a fire with your BARE HANDS!? Well you might want to purge those thoughts… there’s a fire hazard out there…

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 6

[28/08/20] Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room

Ethan thought it would be an ordinary night at Camp Unus Annus. But Mark had other plans… He prepared the Ultimate Outdoor Escape Room.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 7

[29/08/20] Hunting HeeHoo

Scarier than Bigfoot. More terrifying than the Yeti. The most dangerous creature is man and he’s out for revenge.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 8

[30/08/20] Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus?

Tune in for some real talk about this channel and the year it just so happened to exist in. It’s all the tea and hot goss you’ve been itching for. Also we skip rocks. Or try to.

Note: Camp Unus Annus Day 9

[31/08/20] Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (Stone) Massage

What’s the best way to massage your weak, mortal coil? Why, with hot stones, of course.

[01/09/20] We Smell Every Smell

Do you smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…. smelly.

The Smells: Every single scented oil they could find

[02/09/20] How Many Slaps Does it Take to Cook a Chicken?

Physics is pretty straightforward on this one. Energy in = Chicken out. Conservation of mass or something like that… either way we’re eatin’ good tonight!

Answer: 23,034 apparently

[03/09/20] 2 Boys 2 Poops

We truly are living in the future. Technology has advanced to the point where we can mail our poop to be analyzed by professionals. Wonderful times.

[04/09/20] Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band

What does it truly mean to be in a marching band? Today, Ethan will find out.

[05/09/20] We Finally Drink Our DIY Wine

After a lifetime of waiting, the time has finally come to taste our homemade brew.

[06/09/20] 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Maths Test

Ethan is not very good at math. To prove just how not-good he is we decided to take a 4th Grade Times Tables Math test!

[07/09/20] Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavours

After improving milk’s favorite cookie, the boys are back in search of perfection with their favorite summertime treat.

Not Normal Flavours: Frank’s Hot Sauce, Olive Oil, Silver Pony Wine, Tomato Sauce, Mustard, Soy Sauce, Apple Cider Vinegar, Top of the Morning Cold Coffee, Boysenberry Syrup

[08/09/20] We Attempt Pottery Without Amy’s Help

After improving milk’s favorite cookie, the boys are back in search of perfection with their favorite summertime treat.

Result: Not awful

[09/09/20] Can Plants Feel Pain?

Plants. We don’t understand them and they don’t understand us. But could there be a middle ground in the realm of pain? With our superior lie detector technology, we will not be stopped from discovering the truth!

Answer: Yes. Be nice to your plants.

[10/09/20] How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock?

The Shot Put is the Rolls Royce of Track and Field events. It’s the one that everyone screams for. You love it. We love it. Let’s Put some Shots!

Ethan’s Distance: 21ft 4inches

Mark’s Distance: 29ft

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 9

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[13/07/20] Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?

Fools. We’ve been fools all along. Why would we make cookie dough ourselves when we have an unlimited supply in the ice cream around us!?

Answer: Yes. But it’s not advised.

[14/07/20] Bleachus Annus

Arts and crafts are definitely a strong-suit of Mark and Ethan’s. Today they explore the world of bleaching their clothes

[15/07/20] Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk

You’ve simply assumed it to be true. “Milk’s Favorite Cookie,” huh? Are you really going to keep believing the LIES being fed to you by BIG MILK??? We’re here to find out the TRUTH.

Not Milk: Frank’s Hot Sauce, Ranch Dressing, Chicken Broth, Butter Rich Syrup, Balsamic Vinegar with Vegetable Oil, Kimchi Juice, Soy Sauce, Rao’s Marinara Sauce, Top of the Morning Cold Coffee, Orange Juice, Oat Milk

[16/07/20] Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs

Our dogs ARE the best. Therefore they DESERVE the best. Chica is not spoiled. Henry is not spoiled. Spencer is not spoiled. We are not accepting questions at this time.

The Meal: Bacon Powder, Chicken Broth Cavier and Salmon Moose

[17/07/20] DIY Teeth

Someday soon, we’ll get old. Our bodies will start to crumble, our teeth will rot out. Today, we prepare for that day.

[18/07/20] How to Escape from a Hostage Situation

How many times have you found yourself tied to a chair in a dimly-lit basement? TOO MANY!! Let us help you out of that sticky situation!

[19/07/20] Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work?

The secret to eternal youth? Lotions? Balms? Cream? No you absolute buffoon. Magnets!

Answer: Yes. But only if you read the instructions

[20/07/20] DIY Bed of Nails: OH GOD, PLEASE DON’T EVER TRY THIS

Please… this is a joke. Don’t ever ever ever ever do this ever.

[21/07/20] The Human Mop

Man versus Machine. Overcoming the inevitable robot takeover will one day be humanity’s greatest challenge. But what if man and machine come together to form a being that is even greater than the sum of its parts?

[22/07/20] Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds?

Sound Therapy is the art of tapping into the acoustics of the universe to coax the human body to heal itself. Basically we’re yelling into our wounds.

Answer: Yes. But go to a professional

[23/07/20] This Is The Most Dangerous Children’s Toy Ever Made

What was once an innocent childs toy, is now revealed to be a dangerous chemical weapon

The Toy: Bloonies

[24/07/20] Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?

Chica is a good girl. But is she the right girl for the job? Is she capable of saving her father’s life and becoming Markiplier’s Hero?

Answer: No. But she’s a good girl

[25/07/20] We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could

Icarus was a brash fool who couldn’t invent wings to save his life… AND HE DIDN’T! BECAUSE HE BURNT UP! AND IS NOW NOT ALIVE!

[26/07/20] The Beginning of The End

We will not go gentle into that good night

[27/07/20] The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Every year for one year only, Mark and Ethan go head-to-head to see who can shoot the biggest hoop.

Winner: It’s a draw

[28/07/20] Ultimate Horseshoes

Welcome to the wild, wild west. Where the air is dry, the men are manly, and the horses wear shoes, apparently.

[29/07/20] A Serious Conversation Under the Stars

There’s always time to appreciate the stars.

[30/07/20] Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Unus Annus is our name, and cranking it is our game

[31/07/20] 5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard

In their unending search for perfection, Mark and Ethan attempt to fix what may be their one and only flaw: their mediocre facial hair.

The Products: Hair Building Fibres, Spray applicator, Beard Pen, Fake Beard

[01/08/20] Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet

*No Description*

[02/08/20] Playing Cards: The World’s Deadliest Weapon

Playing cards: to some, a fun family game. To others: the deadliest weapon known to man.

[03/08/20] We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition

Lube? Check. Socks? Check. Safety? Overrated! Let’s get our slide on!

Winner: Mark

[04/08/20] Breaking Glass With Our Screams

No mere mortals are more qualified to shatter glass than two men who have spent years honing the craft of screaming at video games.

Note: They do not succeed

[05/08/20] This is Goodbye

Only 100 days left. Will you make the most of it?

[06/08/20] Mark and Ethan Share a Drink

For the first time ever, Mark and Ethan share a drink. A very special drink.

The Drink: Apple Cider Vinegar


[07/08/20] The Wubble

Bloonies are the worst children’s toy ever invented. Can the mysterious Wubble make up for it’s shortcomings? Unus Annus Toy Reviews is here to give you the exclusive scoop.

[08/08/20] Mark and Ethan Save Chica

Coming at you hot and fresh with another wholesome dog video. This time Mark and Ethan steal Chica’s one and only possession in this world… her fur.


No. Just no. Do not ever do this. We are certified idiots that have no credentials at all. Do not follow in the footsteps of our stupidity.

Note: They played five finger filet. With knife-proof gloves.

[10/08/20] Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas

You think you’ve got what it takes to make an Unus Annus video huh? Pfft. You WISH you had the creative genius to come up with ideas as unique as “10 Strange Products We Bought Off Amazon.”

[11/08/20] Hydro Dipping a Baby

Hydro Dipping is the ancient art of submerging an infant in water and noxious paint fumes, symbolizing purification and rebirth.

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 8

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[12/06/20] Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.

[13/06/20] Recreating Childhood Photos

Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won’t stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.

[14/06/20] Will We Break the Boards…Or Will They Break Us?

Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate… Tae Kwon Do…Kung Fu… We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP!

Answer: They break the boards

[15/06/20] Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

BEWARE ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! It’s a curse or be cursed world in here. Actually though, this video is gross and horrible and upsetting.

[16/06/20] Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying YouTuber. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.

[17/06/20] Pee Sauna

Pee Sauna. You weren’t ready. We weren’t ready. And yet it comes for us all the same.

[18/06/20] Building IKEA’s Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

Ikea is known for easy-to-follow instructions for simple pieces of furniture that we are gladly able to hah just kidding this is impossible.

Result: The Norden Gateleg Table. Eventually built with instructions

[19/06/20] Becoming One With the Horse

Long have we yearned to gallop the great fields with our mighty hooves. The slurp from grand rivers with our mighty slurpers. Well today… our dreams shall no longer remain dreams!

[20/06/20] The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

Today we hone an ancient craft passed down from generation to generation: The Art of the Paper Airplane

Winner: Mark

[21/06/20] Creating Mark FISHbach

Today, Mark will be putting the “fish” in Fischbach.

[22/06/20] Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don’t Watch)

There is nothing illegal about learning how to lock pick. It is a perfectly normal activity to train oneself to do. Please do not assume we will do anything nefarious with these skills.

[23/06/20] The Most Dangerous Shave

Today we shave the old fashioned way.

[24/06/20] Ethan Traps Mark’s Soul in the Palm of his Hand

The palms are the back porches of the soul. We all know this. We all accept this. But when Mark’s ego gets in the way of this undeniable truth… disaster strikes!

[25/06/20] Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot for An Elegant Beast

Ropes have a million and one uses. It just so happens that that extra one use is BEAR TRAPPING. Definitely bear trapping.

[26/06/20] 2 Men in a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies

Mark and Ethan teach you the crucial steps in sneaking into a movie theater with the old fashioned trench coat trick

Stage 1: Get the Movie Ticket

Stage 2: Get through the conductor

Stage 3: Get double the popcorn

Stage 4: Help the Elderly

Stage 5: Relax and enjoy

[27/06/20] Building the World’s First IKEA Boat

After two perfect IKEA builds, the boys return to see if they can take their knowledge of ancient Swedish craftsmanship even further beyond… by building a boat.

Result: “Boat” is a term which here means “Several pieces of wood duct-taped together that float anyway”

[28/06/20] Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Mark has the densest bones known to man. Can Mark overcome this obstacle with Ethan’s legendary teaching and or swimming ability?

Result: Mark floats

[29/06/20] 10 Miracle Products to Give You the Thiccest Jaw on the Planet

The Jaw: the front porch of the face. It’s the first thing you notice when you see a person, and the last thing you think about before you go to sleep at night.

The Products: Rubber Lips, Chewing Gum, Lifting Mask, Chewable Necklace, Rubber Mouth Insert, Mouth-Flex, Face Massager, Head Weights

[30/06/20] 2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap

We’ve been naughty naughty boys who’ve used one too many no-no words… and now it’s time to face the soapy consequences. Let’s see which soap best washes away our sins.

The Soap (Least to Most Tasty): Dial, Dove (with lotion), Ivory, Love Beauty and Planet (with coconut and mimosa flower), Smartly, Dove, Irish Spring

[01/07/20] Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof

The proof is in the pudding. And Mark’s belly is jiggling like a bowl full of it.

[02/07/20] Recreating Mark’s Childhood

Mark has told many stories of his childhood, and today we recreate them all.

[03/07/20] We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler

Anything can be tumbled if you try hard enough.

[04/07/20] Dummy THICC for Dummies| A Tale of 2 Butts| Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond

Between 2 Cheeks | The Eternal Quest for THICC | Indiana Bones and the Temple of THICC | How to Train Your Donk | More Trunk than an Elephant | Viva la Butt | Harder, Better, Faster, THICCer

Note: They bought inflatable butts. That’s what this is.

[05/07/20] Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin

Back in 18012, Benjamin Franklin created the single greatest invention of all time: Electricity. Today, we figure out his secrets and steal his best idea from him.

[06/07/20] The Candy Bra Challenge

Move aside ghost peppers! Get lost cinnamon! It’s time for the candy bra to take center stage as the new YouTube sensation that’s sweeping the nation!

Winner: Mark

[07/07/20] Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes

Look, life’s tough out there. If you are presented with an opportunity to look at a puppy, you would be a fool not to.

[08/07/20] Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

Today, we conquer a challenge that has been nipping at our heels since the day we began this journey: Pole Dancing

[09/07/20] This is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and we are currently in Hell.

Hiding on your body: All the germs

[10/07/20] Trying Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?

We are a channel divided. Is pineapple on pizza a tasty treat that can’t beat? We look forward to your vigorous debate in the comments.

Combo 1: Ham and Pineapple on Pizza (Good)

Combo 2: Pickles with Chocolate Sauce (Good)

Combo 3: Pasta with Ketchup (Bad)

Combo 4: Spearmint Gum with Almonds (Bad)

Combo 5: Hotdog with Marshmallow (Good)

Combo 6: Vanilla Ice Cream with Soy Sauce (Good)

Combo 7: Toothpaste with Orange Juice (bad)

[11/07/20] The Unus Annus Space Program

Space: The Final Frontier. Today, Mark and Ethan accomplish their wildest dreams of going deep into space.

[12/07/20] The Egg Smashing Game

Here’s a simple little game that you can play with your friends! All you’ll need are some possibly rotten eggs and a pair of smackers!

Winner: Mark

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 7

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[13/05/20] Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Korean is a beautiful language that Mark is currently learning. However he doesn’t really know it that well. But that doesn’t stop him from attempting to beam Korean directly into Ethan’s brain.

[14/05/20] Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence… you will only call him… friend.

[15/05/20] The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here…

6 months has already flown by. Only 6 months left to go on our little adventure. Have you forgotten that this is coming to an end? Have you forgotten that this train will reach its destination? It’s only a matter of time, now…. so, will you join us?

[16/05/20] We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

Once again, we look at all the wonderful, funny, and downright disturbing memes you fine folks have posted on the Unus Annus Subreddit.

[17/05/20] How Big Can a Nuke Get?

Every wanted answers to the fun, interesting questions that keep you awake at night? Well today’s your lucky day!

Find Out Here ►https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast/ Kurzgesagt

Nuke Video ►https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyECrGp-Sw8

[18/05/20] How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?

As pioneer Phillip J. Fry has previously established, it is totally possible to transcend reality through the imbibition of gratuitous amounts of coffee. In this video, we explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?

Find Out @ https://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine

[19/05/20] Drinking Real THICC Water…How Bad Does It Taste?

This water is THICC. Think of the THICC’est thing you can think of. Thicker than THICC. That’s this water. It’s THICC water. And we drink it.

Answer: Bad

[20/05/20] We Played Strip Poker

It’s a risky game as old as time itself: Strip Poker. One Winner. One Loser. One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. No clothes, all attitude. This summer, two mighty heroes take on their biggest challenge yet. Who will win? Who will die? Yes.

Winner: Ethan

[21/05/20] Harnessing Our Yodelling Power to End the World as We Know It

You hear that? Off in the distance? That, my friends, is the sound of two gods screaming into the ether. It is the first sound in the morning and the last sound at night. It is the call to end all calls. It is… THE YODEL.

[22/05/20] Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

Umm… you probably shouldn’t attempt to do this at home. In fact don’t. Definitely do not do the this that we are doing. Definitely do not do. Don’t.

The Meal: An Omelette with Large Onion Chunks

[23/05/20] We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

Mark and Ethan test how well they really know each other with the classic 1960’s sensation known as the Newlywed Game. Also we consume each other’s poisons.

Ethan Consumes: Beer

Mark Consumes: Peanut Butter

[24/05/20] DIY Boob

The Boys Make a Boob… Quarantine will make anyone desperate.

Ethan’s Boob: Flour and Egg in a Ziploc Bag

Mark’s Boob: Bread in a Balloon

[25/05/20] We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

Our bellies are the best bellies. Anyone who disagrees is WRONG with the FACT and will have their heads squooshed betwixt our glorious tummies. Also we learn to belly dance.

[26/05/20] The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

We called upon you: our lovely followers to confess your deepest, darkest secrets to us… and what we found was more shocking than any mere mortal can bare.

[27/05/20] DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080

Some secrets should stay buried…

Note: I opted not to list the items in their Time Capsules because that ruins the fun

[28/05/20] Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

If you are an UNUS… you are welcome here. If you are an ANNUS… begone!! You shall not befoul this sacred ground with your musk!

THE OFFICIAL UNUS ICON ► https://i.imgur.com/11naQSX.jpg

Note: This video was for me

[28/05/20] Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

If you are an ANNUS… you already know that you’re welcome here. Those are an unworthy… I shall not even speak thy name… BEGONE, CRETIN!!

THE OFFICIAL ANNUS ICON ► https://i.imgur.com/1HyCAMs.jpg

Note: This video was for my fiance

[29/05/20] Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 — DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO

Annus has officially been declared the WINNER! Please skip to 2:15 to view Annus’s glorious appreciation segment and cease watching at exactly 6:11. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO. DO NOT.

[30/05/20] DIY Wine

Bonjour! Je vois que vous êtes aussi une personne de culture qui aime les belles choses de la vie. Rejoignez-nous! Rejoignez-nous alors que nous prenons part au necteur des dieux qu’est le vin.

[31/05/20] Tearing a Phone Book in Half With Our Huge Manly Muscles

One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.

Note: They did not tear the whole thing, but managed smaller pieces.

[01/06/20] 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

Welcome to the First Annual Unus Annus Body Building Competition Extravaganza! Who will wear the crown of best bod?

Winner: It’s a draw

[02/06/20] BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description

Black Lives Matter. Let’s work together as a community to make a real difference. Not sure where to begin? There are so many ways to get involved. This movement is fluid and growing every day, so it is up to us to seek out spaces where we can make a difference. Look on social media for local fundraising efforts that speak to you. Amplify those efforts and continue spreading the word. Below are some of our personal recommendations:


Split a donation between 40 Community Bail Funds, including the LGBTQ Fund.


Help fund nonprofit journalism covering criminal justice.


Since May 29, there have been over 125 press freedom violations reported by journalists during the demonstrations against the death of George Floyd.



Sign Amnesty International’s Letter to Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.


Make Calls with The Action Pac. Dial the number and it will walk you through the process and what to say.



Watch the documentary 13th which covers the criminalization of African Americans and the U.S. prison boom.


Dive deeper. Take the Open Yale Course “African American History: From Emancipation to the Present.”


Above all else, elevate black voices and listen. Together we can make America a more just home.

[03/06/20] Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

We return once again to showcase our feats of incredible strength. Gaze upon our mammoth hams as we quash these juicy gourds.

Note: They do not succeed

[04/06/20] Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses

You hear that? That call in the night? The call for help? The call for justice? The call for a hero? WE will answer that call.

[05/06/20] Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

As you know, the first annual Unus Annus Green Screen Competition took place just last week and now it’s time to review the winners!

[06/06/20] Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics

Ethan’s dream has always been to learn the mysteries of the written word. With Mark’s BIG BRAIN, he might just make a breakthrough.

[07/06/20] Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight

Mark is a bad bad man who needs to be exposed for his sins. Ethan is just the right big bold boy to roast Mark to a crisp!

[08/06/20] There’s Something Horribly Wrong With This Picture...

Don’t look to closely at these pictures. If you can see them… they can see you too. And then they’ll know exactly where to find you.

[09/06/20] Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

Carpentry may have proven too difficult for Ethan to master. Perhaps assembling IKEA furniture is more his speed. Too bad he lost the instructions.

Result: Furniture is built effectively-ish

[10/06/20] Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?

Answer: Test Result unclear. But they haven’t been kicked out so I guess they passed.

[11/06/20] We Made Fanart for Each Other

Fanart is the purest expression of appreciation. It is love distilled. It is light purified. Today, Mark and Ethan express their undying appreciation for each other through the delightful medium of fanart.

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 6

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[13/04/20] How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend

**TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.**



[14/04/20] Mark and Ethan Find the Lost City of El Dorado

hundreds of brave treasure hunters have attempted to find it, but none have succeeded… until now.

[15/04/20] Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill that 2 individuals could possible have. But with this race… the stakes are almost too high to endure.

Round 1: “Tardigrade” to “Anemia.” Mark Wins.

Round 2: “Nenad Brnovic” to “Aulos,Ariege.” Mark Wins.

Round 3: “List of Airports in the British Virgin Islands” to “Continuum (John Mayer Album).” Mark Wins.

Round 4: “Francisco de Paula Rodrigues Alves” to “Miss Earth Austria.” Nobody Wins.

[16/04/20] The Creepiest Videos on Youtube

Sometimes creepiness transcends mere words or images… sometimes only grainy footage from the 1990’s can truly express the definition of fear.

[17/04/20] Help Us Break a YouTube World Record

Subscribe NOW ►►https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEM4OLpbpe_UlLUIsVbDYRA?sub_confirmation=1

Featuring: Norbert Moses

[18/04/20] 2 Men 200 Accents

Close your eyes… how are you still reading this? It doesn’t matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.

The Accents: France, Scotland, Ireland, England

[19/04/20] The Illuminati: Do They Really Exist?

Close your eyes… how are you still reading this? It doesn’t matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.

Answer: No, of course not…

[20/04/20] Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis

Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis… and today we find it.

[21/04/20] Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories

Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis… and today we find it.

[22/04/20] Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test

What type of human being is the joint creature known as Unus Annus? What characteristics would this amalgamation of horror entail? Only one way to find out…

Joint Personality: INFP-A

[23/04/20] Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?

Robots. Androids. AI. It’s not all that far away… and neither is the revolution of said robots… and the end of humanity…. oh well!

Answer: No. Of course not…

[24/04/20] Running Internet Drama Through Google Translate

There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. …Tea? Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.

[25/04/20] The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Handshake

WARNING: Only the elite of the elite can even SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible secret Unus Annus Handshake! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! #HandMyAnnus#DanceMyAnnusOff

The Handshake: Go to shake “Heyyyyyyyyyy”, Right hand up clockwise Dr Strange spiral, Elevated (mime) pull the balloon twice, Eat it like fire (full extension), Spit out the pee hands out, Clutch beard made of dog hair without touching your face, Punch the wall with right hand, Dodge to the left, Archery pull and fire, Rochambeau to see who dies, If you die hands to chest “ah ooh ee”, If you live open hands like a Bible “here lies my friend” and bring hand up to revive, If dead pull self up and alive, Left hand up and counterclockwise Dr Strange spiral, Hands together with spread fingers “Memento Mori”

Note: If that made zero sense to you, sorry. You had to be there.

[26/04/20] Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty

We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let’s find out what TRUE beauty is.

[27/04/20] Bored? Press This Button.

‘ya ever been bored?

Press it @ https://www.boredbutton.com

[28/04/20] Don’t Go in the Ocean. Ever.

The Ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment’s notice. You should never go there. Ever. Under any circumstances. It’s an evil place. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness Monster. It’s evil…

[29/04/20] We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildly Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries

what mysteries does our mysterious moon hold? does it hold mysteries that our mysterious minds could not even comprehend? Are there so many mysteries on our mysterious moon that they have gone above what it even means to be a mystery??? Well… here we are to find out.

[30/04/20] We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Did you know Unus Annus has its own subreddit? We kinda forgot.

[01/05/20] Is Mark a Masochist?

Here at Unus Annus, we’ve explored countless mysteries over the past few months. We’ve discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of our very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark’s private life. Let’s explore!

Answer: Yes

[02/05/20] What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?

You have a pink trombone lurking inside of you… it’s desperate to get out. And if you listen close enough… it’ll speak to you.

Answer: Its a 3-D printed throat. Yes, really

[03/05/20] Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020

The world is full of fetishes. From the mainstream to the obscure, there’s something for everybody out there. But what’s the most obscure one we can find?

Note: Provided your fetish isn’t a crime, it is valid. You do you.

[04/05/20] Mark and Ethan Desperately Try to Feel Something

Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that make them FEEL something before their hearts stop

[05/05/20] An AI Generates Our Worst Nightmare

We dream of a future where A.I. will help humanity flourish. This is not one of those times.

[06/05/20] Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among Us?

They could be anywhere… lurking… waiting… hunting

Answer: No. Genuinely no.

[07/05/20] Like It or Not…This is What the New Human Looks Like

Humanity is still evolving… still changing… “MUTANTS” as some know them to be. Humans with real life super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they living among us today…?

[08/05/20] Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

As Shrek once told me in a dark alley on a stormy night, “Onions have layers…” That message has been cemented into my mind among other things Shrek whispered into my ear. But in this video we discover the true versatility of the mythical Onion and if there is such a thing as too much Onion.

Answer: We don’t know but don’t try and find out.

[09/05/20] Unus Annus ASMR

Unus AnnuSMR. You wanted this. You asked for this. You deserve this. Turn out the lights, turn up the volume, and get ready to relax. You deserve this.

[10/05/20] We Attempted to Create THICC Water

damn water you kinda THICC huh? ah haaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Ethan’s Thicc Water: Water and Flour

Mark’s Thicc Water: Del Monte Sweetcorn Preservative Water

[11/05/20] Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise

We’re all going to have a gravestone someday, so why not create ours preemptively and really make it our own?

[12/05/20] How Tall Can a Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Two men of extremely adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanity’s height potential. Not that it matters. Height is more a curiosity than a social necessity. There’s nothing wrong with being not incredibly tall. Height is a spectrum. And we are on the highest point of the bell curve. So if you think about it… we’re actually pretty “up there.” Which is a synonym for tall. So through the transitive property, one could say that we are tall.

The Tallest: Robert Woodlow at 8 foot 11 inches

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 5

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[14/03/20] Mark Needs to Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

Mark’s mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves?

[15/03/20] 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

We join Jay’s Prehistoric Pets to see some amazing reptiles! Lizards, Alligators, and GIANT SNAKES!! Will we be eaten alive?

Check Out Prehistoric Pets HERE ► https://www.prehistoricpets.com/

[16/03/20] Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna Into a Portable Hell

Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna wherever you’d like! Just add liquid! Unfortunately… the liquid we chose was Beer and Redbull…

[17/03/20] Mark and Ethan Hunt the World’s Most Wanted Criminals

When $10,000,000 is on the line, Mark and Ethan will stop at nothing(?) to find and capture America’s Most Wanted Criminals.

The Criminals: No. They don’t deserve to be remembered.

[18/03/20] Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beef

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) is the greatest film ever created. This cannot be disputed.

Carve Your Own Roast Beast Here ➤https://www.airbnb.co.uk/experiences/973849?_set_bev_on_new_domain=1604922848_hwDqTe8Px6HcICEu

[19/03/20] 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death

It’s 2020 people. Get with the times. Go into that app store, and find yourself a free app that will predict your future with 100% certainty. The future is now. Much like your death.

The Apps: Death Calculator, Palmistry Decoder, Countdown-When Will I Die?, The Countdown

Ethan Deaths: Aged 74, No Result, Aged 78.1, In 10 years and 25 days

Mark Deaths: Aged 82, No Result, Aged 75.3, in 239 days

[20/03/20] We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labor, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.

[21/03/20] Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

Childbirth is such a beautiful thing! And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something ever better!

[22/03/20] Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

After 2 days of labor and delivery, Unus and Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys! Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.

[23/03/20] We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course

James Charles joins us as we attempt to run a Military Obstacle Course!

Subscribe to James ► https://www.youtube.com/jamescharles

Subscribe to Austen ► https://www.youtube.com/austenalexander

[24/03/20] Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.

Result: Success. 0 Face Touches.

[25/03/20] Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

Reddit 50/50 is like a coin toss, where the outcomes are severe mental scarring that will last for the rest of your life… or not that!

Ethan Sees: Man Eating Poop, Naked Lady, Injured Man, Horny Turtle, Toilet Roll, Pig Disembowling Tutorial, Baby Cake, Monkey Eating Poop, Waving Lizard, Zoo Lion Attack, Horrific Bike Injury, Veruca

Mark Sees: Man Eating Poop, Parrot Eating Sheep, Amazing Golf Swing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Toilet Full of Poop, Pig Disembowling Tutorial, Puppies, Clouds, Waving Lizard, Cat, Horrific Bike Injury, Veruca

[26/03/20] Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt

Mark and Ethan scour the worldwide web to find the internet’s funniest, cringiest, and most satisfying images.

Ethan Finds: Scariest Image, Cringiest Image, Cutest Image, Saddest Image, Funniest Image, Disgusting Image

Mark Finds: Cringiest Image, Cutest Image, Saddest Image, Most Anger Inducing Image, Most Satisfying Image, Beautiful Image, Badass Image

[27/03/20] Having an Adventure in VR Chat Because We Can’t Go Outside

While we can’t go out into the real world, we decided to take an adventure in the virtual world of VR Chat

Featuring: RougeEcho, whomever and wherever he may be.

[28/03/20] Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse

What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!

Ethan Buys: Sleeping Bag, Compact Binoculars, Ziploc Bags, Solar Re-Chargeable Torch, Hiking Backpack, Meal Replacement Bars, Paracord and Carabiner, Water Filter Bottle, Tactical Shovel, First Aid Kit

Mark Buys: Tarp With Paracord, Sleeping Hammock, First Aid Kit With Torch, Hiking Backpack, Camping Stove and Kettle, Camping Shovel, Solar Charger, Ponchos

[29/03/20] Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

In every Zombie Apocalypse that I’ve ever been through, I’ve had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?

Ethan’s Survival Chance: 83.6%

Mark’s Survival Chance: 74%

[30/03/20] Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown

Recruited from all corners of the internet, Mark and Ethan create their own YouTuber Boxing Teams to try and find out who has the strongest punch.

Round 1: Scarce Vs. Micheal From Vsauce (Winner)

Round 2: Jeffree Star Vs. Zoella (Winner)

Round 3: Eddie Hall (Winner) Vs. Micheal From Vsauce

Round 4: Eddie Hall Vs. Zoella (Winner)

Round 5: Markiplier Vs. Lilly Singh (Winner)

[31/03/20] The Deep End of Omeagle: Risky Boogaloo

Zoom. Discord. Skype. Google Hangouts. While companies fight for dominance in the explosive video conferencing industry, one website still remains superior as the VERY SAFE and TOTALLY RELIABLE way to communicate with your friends

[01/04/20] Where in the World is Unus Annus?

Where has Unus Annus gone? Where have they disappeared to? Have you seen them? Are they already in the house? Is it too late? Are they behind you? With Geoguessr, soon all these questions will be answered… very soon…

Where They Are: Australia, Russia, Kansas, Finland, Vermont

[02/04/20] Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time

Dirt. Dirt is all Mark had for fun as a child, but now that he’s a big rich YouTuber, he can finally make his childhood dream a reality.

[03/04/20] Mark’s 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

Mark is the most talented human in the world and took #MarchusAnnus very seriously.

The Talent: Juggling

[04/04/20] Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies

Many people heard of the mythical website known as Wikifeet… but few dare to dip their tootsies in the deep end of that particular pool…

[05/04/20] We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

Chaos ensues as Unus, Annus, Mark, Ethan and every single other YouTuber battle it out in the YouTuber Hunger Games

Contenders (In Order of Death): Ijustine, Julien, James Charles, Idubbz, Dr Disrespect, Ethan, Zoella, Tim, Logan Paul, JackSepticEye, Jenna Marbles, Captain Sparklez, Dr Lupo, Elon Musk, Ian (From Smosh), Annus, Unus, Lily Singh, Anthony Padilla, Shane Dawson, Jake Paul, Jeffree Star

The Winner: Markiplier

[06/04/20] We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

Mark thought he could hide that thing he did 4 years ago… Ethan thought he could forgotten the cringe he committed… But through the power of The Google, we will brings these sins back into the light!

[07/04/20] We Played Mad Libs and Ran it Through Google Translate

If you’ve ever played a classic game of Mad Libs, then you know it is often… not very funny. Luckily for us, Mark and Ethan have devised a foolproof plan to create humor where there is none.

[08/04/20] Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA

Today we’re kickin’ it all the way back to fourth grade where Mark and Ethan earn the knowledge of our great states and their capitals.

Accurately named States: 65% in 23 minutes

[09/04/20] Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

Ever wanted to know how to speed read? Do you even know what speed reading is? Well… this is what it means to take Speed Reading EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!

[10/04/20] What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?

Some videos on YouTube have Millions of views. Some have Billions. But what about the Trillions of videos that have… no views at all? Well not we can find those obscure lost videos through INCOGNITUBE!!

[11/04/20] We Found Websites That the World Forgot About

On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone… only forgotten.

The Websites: Heaven’s Gate, Homestar Runner, zombo.com, Official Nine Inch Nails site, Demon Buster, Emotion Eric

[12/04/20] The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences…

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer

Unus Annus: Month 4

*All typos are present in the original source and have been preserved for the sake of history*

[13/02/20] Are We Already Dead?

Mark and Ethan try to answer some of life’s most perplexing questions. Are we already dead? How many ways have you padded out the running time of your brother’s funeral?

[14/02/20] Our Perfect (and Last) Valentine’s Day

Today, Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love.

Ethan’s Loves: Will Smith Genie, The Polar Express Conductor, Elastagirl, Princess Fiona (Ogre), Tiny Will Smith

Mark’s Loves: Will Smith, Jesus, Ketchup Bottle, Benjamin Franklin, a chimpanze

[15/02/20] Drunk College Party Simulator

Mark and Ethan go to college to further their educational studies. It’s big brain time.

[16/02/20] 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn’t Know How to Spend Money Responsibly

Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.

The Gifts: Toilet Golf, The Wine Bra, Pet Lick Brush, Unofficial Markiplier biography, The Daddle, Wall Decals (Old Woman, Old Golf-Cart Couple, Asian Businessman), Bucket of Crawfish

[17/02/20] Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.

Backyard Chicken Experience ➤ https://bit.ly/2uRfbF6

The Chickens: Sugar and Pepper

[18/02/20] 3 Big Boys Attempt the King’s Royal Fitness Test

The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019… in 2020 it’s time for the KING’s ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out…

The Test: Push-Ups, Sit-Ups, Pull-Ups, Burpees, 40 Yard Sprint, 1 Mile Run

[19/02/20] Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog

Dog’s are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.

Royal Dog Academy ► https://www.masterdog-training.com/

[20/02/20] Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery

Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows…. or can it?

Our Master ► http://www.pakuahealth.com

[21/02/20] The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Today, Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet.

[22/02/20] Goat Yoga

Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat. #GoatYoga

Try Goat Yoga HERE ► https://laughingfrogyoga.com/goat-yoga/

[23/02/20] Edible Slime Was a Mistake

Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.

[24/02/20] Granting Access Into Heaven’s Sweet Gates

Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong.

The Result: They are both going to Heaven

[25/02/20] Long Hair, Do We Dare?

Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let’s make some moves to get that hair longer than life

[26/02/20] We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes

Mark and Ethan, joined by musician Leila Pari, craft lyrical genius in record time on the Santa Monica shore.

Leila Pari ➤ https://www.instagram.com/leilapari/

The Song: “Cheese”

[27/02/20] Mark and Ethan Go on a “Drum Date”

Sometimes you have to march to the beat of your own drum. But what happens when your drum matches the beat of your heart?

Ben: https://instagram.com/benphammusic

[28/02/20] Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass

Glass blowing is a hot and dangerous art form that involves skill, patience, and a whole heck of a lot of blowing. Are Mark and Ethan up to the task?

Glass House: http://www.glasshouse.ws

[29/02/20] Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On

Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.

The Things: Husband Body Pillow, Leopard Print Elephant Underwear, Lifesize Jacksepticeye Standee, 12ft Beach Ball, Umbrella Hat, Realistic Rubber Feet

[01/03/20] Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition

What happens when you combine the thrill of Nutball with the heart-stopping joy of a Taser? You get NUTBALL EXTREME!!

[02/03/20] REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo

**THERE ARE STROBE LIGHTS THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO** Feeling lackluster in their ghost hunting abilities, Mark and Ethan enlist the help of an expert to lead them through the Old Griffith Park Zoo at night.

Linda ➤ https://www.lindaghosthunter.com/

[03/03/20] We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us

Today we explore the inner workings of our mortal coils with a fun lil camera :))))

[04/03/20] Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs

Today we become the worlds most talented and skilled DJs

DJ Blackarach: https://blackarach.com/

[05/03/20] Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Chica and Spencer go HEAD-2-HEAD in an all out brain-off as we test them to see which of our dogs is the smartest of them all!

The Winner: It’s a draw

[06/03/20] Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us about Life and Death

Dissection is common in the science classroom. From worms to frogs to fetal pigs… but most of us started with a simple owl pellet.

[07/03/20] DIY Chiropractor

There’s probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or “best practices” or “do no harm” get in the way!

[08/03/20] Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.

Daniel ► http://www.danielocicero.com

[09/03/20] The Barrel – Official Music Video

The Barrel finally has her send-off with an epic re-master by the wonderful Gregory Brothers (Schmoyoho)! A huge thanks to them for the incredible work on this song and of course to JCK Productions (Joshua) for making the original. Be sure to send tons of love to the artists who made this possible!

[10/03/20] We Got Pepper Sprayed

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS! We were pepper sprayed by trained professional in a controlled environment. This is not a joke. This is real and painful but was done to understand the severity.

SEND LOVE TO LUNA ► https://lunastraining.com/

[11/03/20] We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded

Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.

Ethan’s Tats: Flower, Piranha, Lips, Skull

Mark’s Tats: Spider, Star, “Can’t Touch This”, “I Am Big Boy”, Skull

[12/03/20] What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?

The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what’s in store for our little bodies

[13/03/20] Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Life is about understanding one’s self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition!

Get a Full Body Scan HERE ► https://www.bodyspec.com/what-is-dxa

Ethan: 20% Body Fat, 5.9lbs Skeleton, 0.6 Bone Density

Mark: 17.4% Body Fat, 7.3lbs Skeleton, 1.7 Bone Density

Signed: Your friendly neighbourhood queer